SAINTS OF THE HOLY ORDER OF THE PIOUS PC

SAINT

LEVEL

QUALIFICATIONS

KARL MARX

7TH
(deity)

 Attacked
  • religion
  • democracy
  • capitalism
  • family. 
REV. MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr.

7TH
(deity)
  • Martyr.
  • Birthday is a religious holy day. 
  • Saved the blacks from the horrible white man.
JOHN F. KENNEDY

6TH
  • Martyr.
  • Saved America from the effective all white schools.
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT

6TH
  • Established the foundational big government,
    socialistic concepts in the USA from which
    the totalitarian PC church could derive its power.
LYNDON B. JOHNSON

6TH
  • Escalated the glorious policies of FDR.
  • Created the giant welfare state.
  • Expanded the dependency upon government to
    previously undreamed of levels.
  • Began the war on poverty which has cost us more than $3 trillion and had zero positive effects.
GLORIA STEINEM

6TH
  • Saved women from their oppressive families.
  • Attacked all men.
  • Saved most children from having to put up with their real fathers on a daily basis.
RALPH NADER

5TH
  • Broadens the power base of the church by Increasing government involvement into ever expanding areas.
MALCOLM X

5TH
  • Martyr.
  • Attacked white American culture.
  • Would be higher level but disagreed with M.L.K.

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